Losers Just Won't Quit Part II

Oh how unsurprising it is to see all these "critiques" making fucking dumbasses of themselves. The thing I cannot quite comprehend is why oh why they do it here. Feeling niyo naman that some of my coolness will rub off on you just by commenting here. How absurd naman. But as they say.. desperate people would really take any desperate chance..

[1]
"when you said that i dont see my comments published, thats like the first time i posted in your lame stupid blog.. i just saw your link in cofibean's comments box thingy.. so i visited your blog which you said was way more better than cofibean's. woah.. i cant believe you actually wasted your time making a post about us people who hates you.. what a dumbass.. and why would someone try to kidnap you? you're not worthy, you piece of shit.. so dont tell us that you cant show your face coz someone might try to kidnap you and all those lame excuses.. lol.. sabihin mo lang.. pangit ka talaga, you "im-a-cofibean's-wannabe!-visit-my-blog! girl" hahaha.. and why did i visited and commented in your blog AGAIN? Because I know what a dumbass would do if lahat ng nakukuha niang comments eh pangit.. SHE'LL MAKE A POST ABOUT IT. and I can see that you actually posted my comments.. just to let you know, it's the first one and the second one, dummy."

-Complete retard. I don't even have to say anything anymore.


[2]
"Au revoir!;-p
Another feeling nouveaux riche!OK she's gaya gaya nga leave her alone! Kahit, she covers her face malay mu panget nga sya. Mangagaya ni COFIBEAN, leave her alone parin. At wag na kayo magcomment kung maiinis kayo..diba? That's way childish. Let the clown do her act that is. Anyway kailangan natin ng unting humor at saya!a fait acopian people...;-p"

-Do mental institutions have "commenting on other people's blogs" as a part of their program now? How'd this one get here then? Au revoir goes at the end of any message except when used alone because it means "goodbye", you piece of crap. Saying "leave her alone" and "feeling! panget! clown!" is unbelievably contradicting that only a complete cuckoo would say those in the same paragraph.


[3]
"kung mag-iEnglish ka, ayusin mo. Kung hindi mo maayos, wag mong bastusin ang language na yan by sounding pakonyo and all. I'm not saying that your writing is bullshit, no I'm not. It's just a complete eyesore if what one is reading is written without minding correct grammar and rhetoric. And oh yeah, being rich doesn't say much about a person's well personality. What's the sense of being able to buy the most expensive coffee in Starbucks, the latest top from Zara, if you don't livein harmony with other people around you? When you can't say anything much but "fuck you all stupid people!" Grow up."

-Who fucking died and made you my mother? Feeling mo naman I'm related to you for you to order me around in my blog. Retard! Look at the first sentence you have right there.. It's mixed up english and tagalog kaya and you dare talk about language purity? Haha.. Since you're so goody-goody naman, why don't you do the world a huge favour na lang and die?Para you can permanently shut the fuck up about "what rich people do" as you have no idea. And hey, show me anywhere here where I said (according to your puny shriveled up brain) the phrase "fuck you all stupid people" and I'll donate some food to your family.


[4]
"actually, saying "fuck you all stupid people" just goes to show you're not rich enough to be educated in a school wherein you're taught more words than the common ones you use.
you lack character, originality and it reeks of your limited vocabulary."

-Number 1: Show me nga where I said the phrase "fuck you all stupid people."
Number 2: Since you're such a fucking expert in English, pray tell us all: what is the "IT" you're talking about?
Number 3: What you said (the smartest crap you can think of) and what you did (retarded spelling, punctuation, grammar, word combination and capitalisation) do not match. I hope your life mission of looking like a complete dipshit has been fulfilled. Maybe now you can die peacefully.


[5]
" Blimey, sod off because no one cares if you buy items from Louis Vuitton or even from Clinique. Those brands are just "middle class" if you really are that filthy rich. Oh yeah, you're JUST hosted on Blogspot. If you're so rich, why don't you buy your own domain with the domain name, ilovemyselfohsomuch.com. Hmmm? If you could just see me sneering right now...
Don't get your knickers in a twist, dearie. I simply love messing with you.
If you delete this, you're scared. Obviously. As you keep on deleting comments."

-Sod off? Do you even know what that means? You're telling me to sod off on my blog? I hope your mother knows what you're doing and that she takes away your Harry Potter books from you so you don't keep acting like the fool.. copying phrases you don't understand. Gago. Haha. Look at you talk. No one cares? But obviously you do.. as my narration of everyday life warranted a comment from you. And no I can not see you sneering right now you fucking psycho. You're so insecure you need to make threats about posting funny little comments from you? God you're pathetic.


[6]
"How unoriginal. Do you know any other cuss word except for 'fuck'? By the way, here's something. Go fuck yourself if you can. Please and thank you.
You are so pissed if you delete this. I hope you understand Brit slang because I'm not used to American slang."

-I like you, please keep posting your funny logic, it's really entertaining. I know you don't realise it but none of what you said made any sense. Calling "fuck" unoriginal then you go and use the same word. Hah. And if your sole purpose in commenting here is to show off you "Britishness" that reeks of obvious exaggeratedness and fakeness, you die-hard anglophiliac, you picked the worst place you can. I have British friends and they do not talk like that. You fucking faggot. Why don't you just take your carefully handwritten list of quips copied from Harry Potter, roll it up and shove it up your ass and be happy?


[7]@hotter-than-thou:
There. I've deleted your post. What now bitch? All bark no bite? You poor crazed lunatic.


Oh yeah. I only delete comments that have extremely ugly or disgusting pictures attached to them. Fucking threats do not faze me. I'm smart enough to know that only complete morons carry out threats over the internet.. idiots who try to act hardcore on the keyboard. It makes me laugh you know. Initiating fights online is like participating in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded.

All about Moët♥

So I've been busy. Big fucking deal. Why must you translate that as anything other than me having a life? Why do some fucktards email me telling me to post their comments and accuse me of being chicken. What. The. Fuck. Seriously get a fucking life. Approach your churches and beg for some money so you can go see a psychiatrist.

As I have been getting emails with questions as to what my name (Moet♥) means and other pleas for chismis about me, I'll be dedicating this particular post just for stuff on my fabulous self that I don't think will hurt me in any way (Read: not personal details that'd help kidnappers and/or fucked-up stalker retards).

First off, a little culture check: If the word Moët to you only means that it can be rhymed with digusting words like "pwet" (as one of you has done), don't be surprised, you're not the only unprivileged maggot there is. If the word rings even just a teeny tiny bell for you and you actually know how to say it, you're either French or you read fashion magazines or you might even be a 3 on the class scale of 1-10. I haven't really time to discuss all stages so let's jump: If you recognise it, love it and can relate to what I am about to say, then you are probably one of the cultured few.

Moët & Chandon is only the producer of the finest champagnes in the world noh. Krug and Dom Perignon are its most expensive and popular bubblies, respectively. Exqusite rose bubblies are my poison of choice and that means Dom and Cristal. Cristal is not a Moët, though. So there, that's why I love Moët. That's not the only reason, although it could have been enough..

LVMH stands for Moët Henessy Louis Vuitton. If you don't recognise anything, grabe, stop visiting my site na lang talaga and leave na this second okay, fucking please lang? Moving along..

I like to collect. It's my thing. Okay you probably don't understand me. You think you do pero I swear you don't. I have to say this kasi you might start comparing me with yourself and your sad little "collections" of coke bottlecaps and candy wrappers and cheap stationery with Korean shit scribbled allover. I don't do bottlecaps. Kadiri ka noh. Okay I can't explain it but here's how it is: I have a drawer-full of compacts, another drawer-full of lipsticks, another drawer-full of lipgloss and so on. You understand? I have a closet full of white heels and another closet half-filled with black boots and half with tan heels and boots. I have two dressing rooms, the one at home probably bigger than your entire house. Take a good look at the "closet" you have right now and may you realise that, in all probability, only my tote bags could fit in there. Now envision your sad little "closet" doubling in size. Now it can probably fit half of my bowler bags as well. And do you really use your collections? Not really diba? So, what I mean is, so what if I buy Bloom from Beauty Bar like I said I did? Did I ever say I use them? I just said bought noh. Bought and used are two different things sa English language, let me tell you.

You kasi filthy maggots really use down to the last fucking atom everything you buy.. I bet you even save boxes of perfumes and stuff like that just to display in your room for everyone to see. I bet you're one of those sad little people who display your cheap toys COMPLETE with plastic wrappers and boxes in a ratty old cabinet for all to see. I bet two of my Christian Louboutins that most of you take home every single one of the free toiletries and towels from the few (if any) hotel rooms you have or a relative has checked into. I bet your whole family down to the third cousins try to cram in it.. just so you can go to the school the next day and say, "Yup, I stayed in a hotel kagabi." (Which means: "Yup, I, my dad, mom, brother, sister, 10 cousins, 4 sets of grandparents, aunts, uncles, godmothers, godfathers, cousins of my cousins and our mongrel pet dogs stayed in a cheap room with one bed at a classy hotel called Sogo. )

Anyway, dahil you asked, and it's not really personal information naman.. How high-maintainance am I? I don't know.. I use Shiseido for facial care (cleansers, toners etc.), Prescriptives foundations and concealers, Clinique tinted moisturiser, and all sorts f brands for make up.. as long as they are non-comodogenic and hypoallergenic. I put on La Mer cream every night and I do layering to keep my fragrance last the whole day. Meaning, if I do buy a perfume, it has to have a body wash and body lotion of the same scent along with it. My underwear always match and I think girls whose undies do not match are sad and pathetic. I sleep in nothing less than 350-thread count crisp white cotton sheets and duvets everyday. I have special pillows made of hypoallergenic material. I throw the pillows out every 2 months and get new ones of the same kind. If I keep them longer, I get allergic rhinitis and start sniffling and sneezing.

Anyway, I've to cut this short. This rich girl is clever in class, too. Yeah. So there goes your 'she's rich, she must be a total fucking retard in school and only bribes people to pass' theories. There are only a few of us, admittedly.. which unfortunately does not include this dumbass girl in my class whom I might talk about next time. If I feel like it.

Keep drooling.

Losers Just Won't Quit. Part I

Obviously, after reading all those comments, you're all just so patay to be published here so here we are. What is it ba with certain losers? They just never know when to curl up into a sorry little ball and die a slow death. Well this should be fun, let me get back at those- I swear to the god of shopping- pathetic little people who have nothing else to do but to make gulo and share their puny little opinions about my life.

[1]
"hmm.. no offense but i find confibean's blog funnier than your blog.. coz cofibean's writing style is more natural.. unlike yours, parang pilit na pilit at masyadong trying hard.. hope you accept my comment coz i can see that you dont accept most of your comments. you only accept the positive ones.. lol..."

- Get a fucking life fuck face. You haven't seen your comment published and you assume I cared so much about your gago opinion that I deleted it? You can't think of the fact that I have a real life and I am not pasted kaya to my computer chair all the days of my life, unlike you?

[2]
"ikaw nga di mo makita muka mo eh.. laging may takip.. haha. wala ka din mapakita.. cguro panget ka"

-Unlike you, you worthless piece of crap, I need to protect myself from characters just like you noh. Kala mo naman worthy kayo makita face ko. Hah. WISH nio lang. Kidnap nio pa ko.. Don't na. Maubos lang your whole good-for-nothing clan.

[3]
"you let me down. i got your link from the comment you posted at cofibean's blog. You said your blog would be much better. Lady, you didn't deliver the goods. I'm disappointed. You're trying way too hard to be sarcastic. Your writing is a mess. Just let it flow. You're too self-conscious, perhaps afraid that you're not sarcastic enough."

-Which just goes how much tinier than a pea your brain really is for not realising na that post there saying the things you hold so dear to your heart WAS NOT WRITTEN BY ME. Sucker.

[4]
" Zara is just like HerBench in Europe. You of all people should know that."

-And are we in Europe, Ms. im-so-fucking-smart-i-should-chew-on-my-ass-and-die? Is "HerBench" here equal to Zara here? Would a top from HerBench here cost as much as a top from Zara here?

[5]
" Baby, you pictures are fake much? How come you have boobs in that picture? Wonder bra? Hahahahahaha.
Ang daming mong pinagmamalaki. Show us your face nga. :D Patakip takip pa ng heart eh. So baduy naman, MoetLOVE!"

-You fucking wish. I am not your baby and I know how to look good. If you really want to see my face, show up at events I go to. If they don't let you in, well alam mo na what that means.

[6]
"you've a terrible grammar problem, please check your phrases and sentences before you post them. Criticizing other people is fun but before you do it, check yourself first. You don't have to boast about your E150 and Audis they don't cost much, even though as you say this blog is all about you. Plus beauty Bar is one of the cheapest stores I know and that's why those oily girls went in there. ring a bell! If you're really rich and everything why don't you go purchase your beauty products in the US or in Europe?"

-I don't need to boast. Grabe talaga. You are all so pulubi that everything that I say becomes a boast na pala? PEOPLE THIS IS MY LIFE. This is all normal to me.. If you think I'm boasting na pala, I bet you'd all commit suicide when I really do start to boast. (Hmm.. there's a thought)

And this just goes to show how PULUBI all of you are kasi you don't know this: Rich people don't have to buy "Rich people stuff"- stuff that PULUBIS wish they had. Rich people can wear UkayUkay stuff and make it look like the real thing- something that all of you pulubi maggots are so goddamn incapable of achieving kaya you expect us rich people to buy the (in your pathetic opinion) "rich people things."

[7]
" you are such a viscious biatch. me luvs it a lot gurl, just keep on postin. :D"

Thank you and I love you too ♥

Leave Me Alone You Fuckers!!

Fuck talaga. Sheht punyeta bitch! That stupid pulubi commenter who keeps reposting my posts! Get a life kaya noh!! Don't you all get it? This is me, my life, what ba care nio ha? Make your own pathetic journal fuck you all to hell!

Asar! Buti n lang I got this nice comment. I don't really make pansin comments pero after all those bastos and mean ones, I had to make this pansin kasi it as so nice. Why can't you all be like this one noh??

"sister, mas gusto ko blog mo kaysa kay cofibean. i dunno kse if the bean is really richie or imagination lang hihihihi.tell us naman about your european trips."

Sure.. I'm going to make kwento about Europe in my next post. Let me tell you muna about kanina. So I went shopping nga. The malls were so kakadiri!! Grabe my god! It was full of people na can't afford naman to buy anything! Sana they all got drowned na lang or got pisa by the falling billboards. Para na rin ma-lessen our population diba? I mean, we're so dami na, and birth control and family planning is obviously not working so sana that na lang nangyari. Well anyway. I got that jacket pala kanina. I'm not sure what to use it for. Maybe for our next trip to Europe? Not sure pero it's so cute kaya!

SO like I was trying on clothes sa Zara tapos this super poser girl was saying to her equally trying-hard friend "Which one Felice?" over and over kasi she can't decide which one. And she was only holding up a top that costs less than 3k and a small skirt less than 4k. Yuck can't you afford both? Trying hard kasi. Don't shop at shops like that na lang. I recommend try nia UkayUkay and Bench and Penshoppe and those other stores I can't name. Mas bagay for her those clothes, promise. Her toes are kadiri pa talaga. P'rang she hasn't had her nails done for years! Gross talaga, kulang na lang is grow-han ng moss and shit. Yuck. Why nia ni-wear shoes that show her disgusting nails ba kasi. Adn why did she go pa to Zara. Sayang lang her lifetime savings if she buys clothes there. Kahit Chanel pa buy nia, it won't help her talaga. At all.

Hay. Posers.

Feeling..

There's this girl na nakakainis talaga. Ganito kaseh. This morning my friend YMed me and sabi nia let's go to the Starbucks in front of school daw in pearl drive. So ayun, Mang Alvin took me there na nga tapos we were talking and laughing and waiting for our other friends to come and there was this girl from our class na sitting there din sa cafe. Tapos she was all alone with her Powerbook tapos she kept on looking at us and seeing kung we're going to look at her ba. It was so kaasar! Titingin cia at us and then if mapa-look ako, irap naman cia. Like hallo? Ganyan ka ba ka-poor and no kayo internet sa house mo kaya sa Starbucks ka pa nagiinternet? Yuck mo ha. Eh kung buhusan kaya kita ng venti hazelnut half-decaf non-fat doubleshot iced shaken espresso with extra whipped cream ko? Asar.

Pero I didn't do it na lang kasi she made herself pahiya na rin naman eh. She took out her phone and she was talking to it while sipping her stupid frappuccino na yun lang alam nia i-order while "typing" sa laptop nia. So ehdi parang she's making us think na someone called her noh. Tapos ba naman.. It suddenly rang!! Omg haha the look on her face.. napa-laugh tuloy ako. Yuck! Faking a call? That's so pathetic noh grabe cia I can't believe she goes to my school she's so kahiya talaga. Buti na lang she went away na kaagad. May pa-look-look pa cia sa watch nia as if she has a super important meeting. Hah. If I know she's just going to make iyak in her room kasi she's so pahiya.

So anyway, that pala is the top I wore for the first time kanina. Kainis I have so many clothes. I don't know na how I'm going to fit it all in my wardrobe. Eh I left na nga 3/4ths of all my shoes and clothes sa house and I only kept 1/4th of my things sa condo and it won't fit parin!! If Yaya can't make the clothes fit my in my closet, I'll make her room my closet. Bahala cia find ng space nia to sleep on. I told kasi Mommy to get na lang the bigger unit pero she said I have to learn to be frugal. FRUGAL?! Me? I know how to be frugal na noh! Grabeh! I'm like.. starving na here!! All I'm eating kaya is salads and Perrier instead of San Pellegrino my god! And I only had foie gras twice for this WHOLE WEEK noh!! What else does she want ba? She's so heartless! Grabe I barely had enough money to get that Hermes scarf that I really needed and she's telling me I don't know how to be frugal? I didn't buy na nga that Tod's bag I really really need kasi everytime I'm about to get it, I keep hearing her voice telling me to be frugal! I'm going na baliw with all this frugality noh! Life is so unfair talaga!

"One Ngang SOUR AND CREAM"

Excuse me lang: Yuck naman.. Don't ever compare me to that CofiBean character naman.. Well okay, I admit I was inspired by his fearless entries kaya I'm making one too. I say it like it is. First of all I'm a real girl whereas wish nia lang na girl cia. And second of all, he has no class kaya and his entries are not real. Mine are! He's too arte for my taste too.. I mean I really have proven it noh! I flirted with the real cofibean a little and what did he do? He was grossed out! Pop quiz hotshots: What kind of guy acts grossed out with a girl with clear, even skintone, pretty face, long hair, mile-long legs and was wearing Chanel No.5 perfume, Christian Louboutin heels, Victoria's Secret underwear and a MiuMiu top and skirt? DINGDINGDING!

ANYWAY. I wanted some good old french fries and as I making hintay for my order, this black baboy-damo complete with coarse hair sidled up next to me and then made sabi her order in a really loud voice. Para siguro everyone can hear her accent. "Miss one nang SOUR AND CREAM." Shet puneta bitch. I was napatingin to the also tulala french fry girl. What daw?? I went nga to the other side. People might start thinking she's my Yaya noh! I don't tolerate baboy damos kaya. If anyone's going to make dala my pony-skin Chanel bag, it's not going to be her kaya noh! I can't let her barbed-wire arm-hair make-gasgas the delicate leather kaya.. It has sentimental value to me noh. It's a reminder of my years in Europe kaya. Kainis, I thought about her pa while I ate my sour cream frenchies. I made it tapon na lang and got belgian fries instead.

As I was going home, guess sino again made my day. You won't guess, don't try na, I'll tell it na lang. So I was in the E150 kasi I told Mang Alvin to bring that one, as I have lots of carrier bags from my shopping. They won't fit in any of the Audis kaya. So anyway, as I put my phone back in my bag, I was napatingin out the window and guess what I saw. Grabe. A jeepney full of katulongs in white na naman. P'ra silang blackheads tlga. Super dami nila. Eww. They were making palaman this tinapay. God nakkaawa. Inside the jeep ha. They were making palaman a tinapay straight from the plastic bag with a sachet of yellow gunk. And it made tapon kaya when the jeepney stopped.. right on top of the car behind that jeep. I was so scared it's going to touch my car. So they made do with one tinapay na lang. Kakaawa shet. I wanted to half throw them my lose change wallet para they can buy lunch at McDonalds or something. And I can't believe they wear their nameplates. God, aren't they scared of being kidnapped? Siguro nga not, kasi what naman will they have that the kidnappers will be interested in diba? God these deperate people. They're really nakkaawa if you think about it. It's the fault of the masa-institutions din eh. Like STI.. it's so like, kadiri talaga to go there, so cheap, and they know it. So even if computer school sila, they now offer nursing! Desperate insittution catering to despertae people. So sad.

My friends are sleeping over tonight yay. Kawawa naman my one friend who doesn't have a generator. They didn't have electricity kaya for two days so her family checked in at Manila Pen. Well mas fun here at my condo so I invited some friends over. I'll tell all about it later. We're going to the Peninsula Spa in a few minutes and then have lunch and then go shopping and then.. well I don't know! Something fun I cyempre.

See ya bitches.

Koreans.. Eeeww!

Share ko my favorite joke right now:

On a cruise ship:
American (threw his iPod into the sea)
Pinoy: Sayang!
American: We have a lot of iPods in America
Japanese (threw his laptop into the sea)
Pinoy: Sayang!
Japanese: We have a lot of laptops in Japan.
(A Korean came to join them and the Pinoy pushed the Korean into the sea.)
Pinoy: It's ok! We have a lot of Koreans in the Philippines.


I mean.. I know right? They're so dami na talaga it isn't nakkatawa anymore! Like last night I was hanging out at Absinthe with my friendships and I was noticing na there's a lot of these Koreans na nga talaga. They're invading na the Philippines! What are they doing here ba? They're so bastos and kadiri. I swear it's the three Sadakos on my floor that's making the condo baho talaga! Tapos whenever I need to get out of the elevator, there they are always make harang the doorway. I mean how bastos!~ Let me out muna noh before you come in and spread your baho inside the elevator!

I needed to make sabi lang talaga my feelings. It's really bothering me. I'll go and watch a movie na lang muna with my friends. We have no school naman today eh. Sana there won't be sadakos beside us. Baduy din kaya ng guys nila.. Feeling niggas. Toshiyo niggas yuck. Feeling.. Basta wag lang sila sit beside us. They're noisy kaya.. and baho. Eww.