Losers Just Won't Quit Part II

Oh how unsurprising it is to see all these "critiques" making fucking dumbasses of themselves. The thing I cannot quite comprehend is why oh why they do it here. Feeling niyo naman that some of my coolness will rub off on you just by commenting here. How absurd naman. But as they say.. desperate people would really take any desperate chance..

[1]
"when you said that i dont see my comments published, thats like the first time i posted in your lame stupid blog.. i just saw your link in cofibean's comments box thingy.. so i visited your blog which you said was way more better than cofibean's. woah.. i cant believe you actually wasted your time making a post about us people who hates you.. what a dumbass.. and why would someone try to kidnap you? you're not worthy, you piece of shit.. so dont tell us that you cant show your face coz someone might try to kidnap you and all those lame excuses.. lol.. sabihin mo lang.. pangit ka talaga, you "im-a-cofibean's-wannabe!-visit-my-blog! girl" hahaha.. and why did i visited and commented in your blog AGAIN? Because I know what a dumbass would do if lahat ng nakukuha niang comments eh pangit.. SHE'LL MAKE A POST ABOUT IT. and I can see that you actually posted my comments.. just to let you know, it's the first one and the second one, dummy."

-Complete retard. I don't even have to say anything anymore.


[2]
"Au revoir!;-p
Another feeling nouveaux riche!OK she's gaya gaya nga leave her alone! Kahit, she covers her face malay mu panget nga sya. Mangagaya ni COFIBEAN, leave her alone parin. At wag na kayo magcomment kung maiinis kayo..diba? That's way childish. Let the clown do her act that is. Anyway kailangan natin ng unting humor at saya!a fait acopian people...;-p"

-Do mental institutions have "commenting on other people's blogs" as a part of their program now? How'd this one get here then? Au revoir goes at the end of any message except when used alone because it means "goodbye", you piece of crap. Saying "leave her alone" and "feeling! panget! clown!" is unbelievably contradicting that only a complete cuckoo would say those in the same paragraph.


[3]
"kung mag-iEnglish ka, ayusin mo. Kung hindi mo maayos, wag mong bastusin ang language na yan by sounding pakonyo and all. I'm not saying that your writing is bullshit, no I'm not. It's just a complete eyesore if what one is reading is written without minding correct grammar and rhetoric. And oh yeah, being rich doesn't say much about a person's well personality. What's the sense of being able to buy the most expensive coffee in Starbucks, the latest top from Zara, if you don't livein harmony with other people around you? When you can't say anything much but "fuck you all stupid people!" Grow up."

-Who fucking died and made you my mother? Feeling mo naman I'm related to you for you to order me around in my blog. Retard! Look at the first sentence you have right there.. It's mixed up english and tagalog kaya and you dare talk about language purity? Haha.. Since you're so goody-goody naman, why don't you do the world a huge favour na lang and die?Para you can permanently shut the fuck up about "what rich people do" as you have no idea. And hey, show me anywhere here where I said (according to your puny shriveled up brain) the phrase "fuck you all stupid people" and I'll donate some food to your family.


[4]
"actually, saying "fuck you all stupid people" just goes to show you're not rich enough to be educated in a school wherein you're taught more words than the common ones you use.
you lack character, originality and it reeks of your limited vocabulary."

-Number 1: Show me nga where I said the phrase "fuck you all stupid people."
Number 2: Since you're such a fucking expert in English, pray tell us all: what is the "IT" you're talking about?
Number 3: What you said (the smartest crap you can think of) and what you did (retarded spelling, punctuation, grammar, word combination and capitalisation) do not match. I hope your life mission of looking like a complete dipshit has been fulfilled. Maybe now you can die peacefully.


[5]
" Blimey, sod off because no one cares if you buy items from Louis Vuitton or even from Clinique. Those brands are just "middle class" if you really are that filthy rich. Oh yeah, you're JUST hosted on Blogspot. If you're so rich, why don't you buy your own domain with the domain name, ilovemyselfohsomuch.com. Hmmm? If you could just see me sneering right now...
Don't get your knickers in a twist, dearie. I simply love messing with you.
If you delete this, you're scared. Obviously. As you keep on deleting comments."

-Sod off? Do you even know what that means? You're telling me to sod off on my blog? I hope your mother knows what you're doing and that she takes away your Harry Potter books from you so you don't keep acting like the fool.. copying phrases you don't understand. Gago. Haha. Look at you talk. No one cares? But obviously you do.. as my narration of everyday life warranted a comment from you. And no I can not see you sneering right now you fucking psycho. You're so insecure you need to make threats about posting funny little comments from you? God you're pathetic.


[6]
"How unoriginal. Do you know any other cuss word except for 'fuck'? By the way, here's something. Go fuck yourself if you can. Please and thank you.
You are so pissed if you delete this. I hope you understand Brit slang because I'm not used to American slang."

-I like you, please keep posting your funny logic, it's really entertaining. I know you don't realise it but none of what you said made any sense. Calling "fuck" unoriginal then you go and use the same word. Hah. And if your sole purpose in commenting here is to show off you "Britishness" that reeks of obvious exaggeratedness and fakeness, you die-hard anglophiliac, you picked the worst place you can. I have British friends and they do not talk like that. You fucking faggot. Why don't you just take your carefully handwritten list of quips copied from Harry Potter, roll it up and shove it up your ass and be happy?


[7]@hotter-than-thou:
There. I've deleted your post. What now bitch? All bark no bite? You poor crazed lunatic.


Oh yeah. I only delete comments that have extremely ugly or disgusting pictures attached to them. Fucking threats do not faze me. I'm smart enough to know that only complete morons carry out threats over the internet.. idiots who try to act hardcore on the keyboard. It makes me laugh you know. Initiating fights online is like participating in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded.