Feeling..

There's this girl na nakakainis talaga. Ganito kaseh. This morning my friend YMed me and sabi nia let's go to the Starbucks in front of school daw in pearl drive. So ayun, Mang Alvin took me there na nga tapos we were talking and laughing and waiting for our other friends to come and there was this girl from our class na sitting there din sa cafe. Tapos she was all alone with her Powerbook tapos she kept on looking at us and seeing kung we're going to look at her ba. It was so kaasar! Titingin cia at us and then if mapa-look ako, irap naman cia. Like hallo? Ganyan ka ba ka-poor and no kayo internet sa house mo kaya sa Starbucks ka pa nagiinternet? Yuck mo ha. Eh kung buhusan kaya kita ng venti hazelnut half-decaf non-fat doubleshot iced shaken espresso with extra whipped cream ko? Asar.

Pero I didn't do it na lang kasi she made herself pahiya na rin naman eh. She took out her phone and she was talking to it while sipping her stupid frappuccino na yun lang alam nia i-order while "typing" sa laptop nia. So ehdi parang she's making us think na someone called her noh. Tapos ba naman.. It suddenly rang!! Omg haha the look on her face.. napa-laugh tuloy ako. Yuck! Faking a call? That's so pathetic noh grabe cia I can't believe she goes to my school she's so kahiya talaga. Buti na lang she went away na kaagad. May pa-look-look pa cia sa watch nia as if she has a super important meeting. Hah. If I know she's just going to make iyak in her room kasi she's so pahiya.

So anyway, that pala is the top I wore for the first time kanina. Kainis I have so many clothes. I don't know na how I'm going to fit it all in my wardrobe. Eh I left na nga 3/4ths of all my shoes and clothes sa house and I only kept 1/4th of my things sa condo and it won't fit parin!! If Yaya can't make the clothes fit my in my closet, I'll make her room my closet. Bahala cia find ng space nia to sleep on. I told kasi Mommy to get na lang the bigger unit pero she said I have to learn to be frugal. FRUGAL?! Me? I know how to be frugal na noh! Grabeh! I'm like.. starving na here!! All I'm eating kaya is salads and Perrier instead of San Pellegrino my god! And I only had foie gras twice for this WHOLE WEEK noh!! What else does she want ba? She's so heartless! Grabe I barely had enough money to get that Hermes scarf that I really needed and she's telling me I don't know how to be frugal? I didn't buy na nga that Tod's bag I really really need kasi everytime I'm about to get it, I keep hearing her voice telling me to be frugal! I'm going na baliw with all this frugality noh! Life is so unfair talaga!

"One Ngang SOUR AND CREAM"

Excuse me lang: Yuck naman.. Don't ever compare me to that CofiBean character naman.. Well okay, I admit I was inspired by his fearless entries kaya I'm making one too. I say it like it is. First of all I'm a real girl whereas wish nia lang na girl cia. And second of all, he has no class kaya and his entries are not real. Mine are! He's too arte for my taste too.. I mean I really have proven it noh! I flirted with the real cofibean a little and what did he do? He was grossed out! Pop quiz hotshots: What kind of guy acts grossed out with a girl with clear, even skintone, pretty face, long hair, mile-long legs and was wearing Chanel No.5 perfume, Christian Louboutin heels, Victoria's Secret underwear and a MiuMiu top and skirt? DINGDINGDING!

ANYWAY. I wanted some good old french fries and as I making hintay for my order, this black baboy-damo complete with coarse hair sidled up next to me and then made sabi her order in a really loud voice. Para siguro everyone can hear her accent. "Miss one nang SOUR AND CREAM." Shet puneta bitch. I was napatingin to the also tulala french fry girl. What daw?? I went nga to the other side. People might start thinking she's my Yaya noh! I don't tolerate baboy damos kaya. If anyone's going to make dala my pony-skin Chanel bag, it's not going to be her kaya noh! I can't let her barbed-wire arm-hair make-gasgas the delicate leather kaya.. It has sentimental value to me noh. It's a reminder of my years in Europe kaya. Kainis, I thought about her pa while I ate my sour cream frenchies. I made it tapon na lang and got belgian fries instead.

As I was going home, guess sino again made my day. You won't guess, don't try na, I'll tell it na lang. So I was in the E150 kasi I told Mang Alvin to bring that one, as I have lots of carrier bags from my shopping. They won't fit in any of the Audis kaya. So anyway, as I put my phone back in my bag, I was napatingin out the window and guess what I saw. Grabe. A jeepney full of katulongs in white na naman. P'ra silang blackheads tlga. Super dami nila. Eww. They were making palaman this tinapay. God nakkaawa. Inside the jeep ha. They were making palaman a tinapay straight from the plastic bag with a sachet of yellow gunk. And it made tapon kaya when the jeepney stopped.. right on top of the car behind that jeep. I was so scared it's going to touch my car. So they made do with one tinapay na lang. Kakaawa shet. I wanted to half throw them my lose change wallet para they can buy lunch at McDonalds or something. And I can't believe they wear their nameplates. God, aren't they scared of being kidnapped? Siguro nga not, kasi what naman will they have that the kidnappers will be interested in diba? God these deperate people. They're really nakkaawa if you think about it. It's the fault of the masa-institutions din eh. Like STI.. it's so like, kadiri talaga to go there, so cheap, and they know it. So even if computer school sila, they now offer nursing! Desperate insittution catering to despertae people. So sad.

My friends are sleeping over tonight yay. Kawawa naman my one friend who doesn't have a generator. They didn't have electricity kaya for two days so her family checked in at Manila Pen. Well mas fun here at my condo so I invited some friends over. I'll tell all about it later. We're going to the Peninsula Spa in a few minutes and then have lunch and then go shopping and then.. well I don't know! Something fun I cyempre.

See ya bitches.

Koreans.. Eeeww!

Share ko my favorite joke right now:

On a cruise ship:
American (threw his iPod into the sea)
Pinoy: Sayang!
American: We have a lot of iPods in America
Japanese (threw his laptop into the sea)
Pinoy: Sayang!
Japanese: We have a lot of laptops in Japan.
(A Korean came to join them and the Pinoy pushed the Korean into the sea.)
Pinoy: It's ok! We have a lot of Koreans in the Philippines.


I mean.. I know right? They're so dami na talaga it isn't nakkatawa anymore! Like last night I was hanging out at Absinthe with my friendships and I was noticing na there's a lot of these Koreans na nga talaga. They're invading na the Philippines! What are they doing here ba? They're so bastos and kadiri. I swear it's the three Sadakos on my floor that's making the condo baho talaga! Tapos whenever I need to get out of the elevator, there they are always make harang the doorway. I mean how bastos!~ Let me out muna noh before you come in and spread your baho inside the elevator!

I needed to make sabi lang talaga my feelings. It's really bothering me. I'll go and watch a movie na lang muna with my friends. We have no school naman today eh. Sana there won't be sadakos beside us. Baduy din kaya ng guys nila.. Feeling niggas. Toshiyo niggas yuck. Feeling.. Basta wag lang sila sit beside us. They're noisy kaya.. and baho. Eww.

Yuck Talaga.. As In!!!

Grabe ha, I have my own blog na. I can't believe it. I try so had to not make-gaya other people, you know. As in I didn't even use Friendster at all because everyone's so patay about it and I don't see the point. I tried it and I didn't like it. So baduy talaga. But siguro naman a blog isn't as baduy as friendster because it really is my own space na, and I won't have to deal with those pathetic people who use edited-to-the-max pictures or even pictures of other people as their own para lang they don't scare other users away diba. I mean I bet if they put their own pictures there, Friendster's going to crash na talaga.

So kaninang afternoon, I was making bili some of my supplies from Beauty Bar when this group of super oily girls came in. At naka miniskirts pa ha! SO kapal. As if naman they have anything good to display.. eh it's all chocolate hills that I saw.. may piso-piso pa. As in they didn't look like they can buy a single hairpin from the store talaga. Buti na lang the guard was following them around kasi you never know diba? So I wasn't really gulat na when they sheaded straight for the TESTER SECTION. It's so gross talaga to think about it. I mean, yuck! The testers must totally be crawling na with bulate and gross shit from their yucky faces festering with acne na kulang na lang is tubuan ng mushrooms noh! Nasira ambiance ng store! Grabe talaga.. I was so kilabot thinking of their un-manicured fingers dipping into the pots of eyeshadow to make dut-dot sa craterfaces nila na dripping na talaga with oil. Ugh. One girl passed by me a and I swear parang sandpaper her arm! It's so gaspang! I was so horrified talaga.. it really hurt my smooth skin. I hurried paying na lang my lipgloss, mascara and pressed powder, baka kasi their germs are airborne, mahawa pa ko sa diseases na they surely have.

After that, I saw nanaman a jeepneyload of nursing people. They're so kakasawa na talaga to see. I mean how desperate are they? They're willing to wipe wrinkly pwets of Americans just to go to the US? They aways travel in groups pa.. parang Here Come the Maids in White.. They're all the same height pa- as in, my god, they're midgets in white. It's so nakkahiya how desperate they look. I mean, Singapore will say they need 1000 nurses tapos eto naman sila 480,000 na katulong who wants to be "nurses" daw para lang makapunta states if not Singapore kasi surely, they can't make habol na sa Singapore noh. 1000 lang ang need nila. I hate people tlga who only make sunod to uso.

I opened my bag kaagad to get my phone so I can call the driver na and get out of there. Bloom.. Lancome.. YSL.. Where na is my pink Motorola Razr?? Tapos I couldn't make it hanap! I was like, SHEHT PUNETA BITCH! Ninakawan pa yata ako ng kadiring craterface na yun! Tapos I heard my favorite song playing.. Mang Alvin was calling na. Gohd! I thought talaga she made nakaw na my pink Razr to make sanggla to make bayad the stuff from Beauty Bar na she's making asa to help her hopeless face.

Hay I really shouldn't make worry about these people, I'll get lang lines on my face.. and all because of them? Yuck noh, wag na lang. Pero they're so nakakanis lang talaga eh. Nurses are supposed to be good people na talagang they care pero these ones, mga posers lang sila lahat. Kala nila once they get to the states, classy na sila. Yuck talaga. Feeling.

I'll go have my beauty sleep na. Kainis.